Runonandonandon Sentence

If you can't even READ the sentence without taking 2 breaths, then there is a good chance you have just written a runon. If you cannot even begin to make heads or tails of the rambling and you start to have to reread the thing just to start to get a clue what the thing is trying to say to you in the first place and you are confused and then you have to start to read it again but you still aren't getting it and you turn blue while trying to read it out loud and you got a cramp in your thumb typing it then it is a runon oh and don't forget to not use any punctuation either but didn't that part of grammar get taught in grade school?

Geez, take a chill pill buddy.