Naiveté

Did you know it is IMPOSSIBLE to get hit while in a parking garage? Did you also know it is IMPOSSIBLE to cough from animal allergies? Did you know that if you are out of Motrin, you are more than likely also out of IBUPROPHEN? Did you know that you cannot cure a common cold with over the counter medication? (And buddy, no matter how hard you try, you ain't going to, so stop trying, because if you did THAT , it would be published in the JAMA!)

Let's start making that little jump from what you KNOW to be true, and what MIGHT be possible. A little COMMON SENSE goes very far!