Shufflers

Sloopa, sloopa, sloopa, is the sound I hear as he shuffles past my office. PICK YOUR GOD DAMN FEET UP. (Phew! Feel better now that that is out.) I know you don't get out much, but when you do, go all out, lift the feet, breath in deep, and relish in the fact that you are MOVING! It is 10AM you know, and maybe you wanna act like you have actually been awake more than 2 hours and 27 minutes (27 because it took 24 to get here, and 3 for you to throw on your slacks!)